Have you ever wondered?!?

1.  Who was the first person, to look at a cow’s udder and think………..I gonna squeeze those things hanging down and Drink it?
2. Or the first person he looked at a Chicken and said……………..The first thing that falls out of its rear end  I am going to eat?
3. Why does the FAA call the incident were two airplanes pass to close in flight…………" A Near Miss"?
4. Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
5. Why  do some fast food Restaurants have a sign hanging on the drive thru Menu that reads………….Picture Menus Available for the Reading impaired ?
6. If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress?
7. What was the best thing before sliced bread?
8. Why do Women wear a pair of panties and only one bra?
9. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
10. Why is it that when you transport something by car, it’s called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it’s called cargo?
11. Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
12. If you’re in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
13. If nothing ever sticks to Teflon, how do they make Teflon stick to the pan?
14. Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?…………What State Borders Hawaii
15. Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?